No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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