I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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