At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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