I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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