That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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