sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
