Whod you bang
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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