I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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