so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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