Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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