Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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