But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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