Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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