This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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