he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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