We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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