# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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