If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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