I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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