Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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