Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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