Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
