A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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