More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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