omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my liver is dry heaving
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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