You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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