I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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