Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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