dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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