I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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