i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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