Christians are straight up FREAKS
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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