Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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