She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i love accidental penises.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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