He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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