you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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