are you so shy because you have an std?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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