she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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