butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Define "chronic" masturbator.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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