ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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