Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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