But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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