Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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