you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Randomize
