Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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