When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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