so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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