She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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