i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I want to fling myself into the sun
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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