dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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