I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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