I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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