dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
honey bunches of taint.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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