Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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