Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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