people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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