That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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